How to bore your audience in 3 minutes

1. Reminding us how humble you are with words like "I really don’t know anything about it"

Well then hand out your mic stop wasting my time!

2. Drifting more than a car racer would in Tokyo drift. 

Do they have wireless Internet service here?

3. More than 3% of political b*s*

I’ll be back……………………after you finish

4. Literally Read the slide!

This is a crime!!!! Don’t bloody read the powerpoint word-by-word ! Yes, attendants can read.

 

Too much time and money wasted in seminars/workshop like this. When are they going to learn?

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